**** it, why not?
**** it, why not?
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
--Douglas Adams
Hopefully she gets that $988,845 per month in spousal support that she's requesting. She could go broke!
Exhibit A for why marriage is such a wonderfully romantic ideal
Gotta keep those seven mortgages or she'll be fried!
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
--Douglas Adams
Well, at least Jeffy will have this much money someday.
Frank McCourt has offered to pay his wife Jamie $150,000 a month in spousal support ... which doesn't sound bad until you realize she was asking for $1 million.
Jamie's lawyers requested the astronomical amount in part because they say she has to pay mortgages on seven houses.
Outside of court today, Frank's lawyers came out swinging by claiming Jamie uses one house to do laundry, one to hold her furniture and one as a $27 million swimming hole ... and if she wants to pay the mortgages, she can simply place some of the multi-million dollar mansions up for rent.
Hey there upper elite...
Tired of having to give all the money you make to Uncle Sam? Are you tired of giving all your wealth to the scrubs so they can have their precious healthcare?
Well I am too, and if you elect me, not only will I stop those things from happening, but I will make kittens and puppies starve to death, fill the air with smoke from factories, and I will personally kick the ass of every poor person in America for being the cancer that is known as being progressive.
Paid for those that endorse the GOP and Mark Denney as next President of the United States
Oh yeah, I'm religious but I secretly enjoy bondage strip clubs and gay bathroom sex.
Stop swag zipping!