Need help

[Bepeklyuphoky]

Good afternoon, my name is Kyle and I'm totally new in this amazing forum!

I'm writting now an article about my local dentist
zahnarzt zürich and wanted to ask you, if you got some nice writing ideas?!

I'd appreciate your help!

cheers xxoo

[BenFink]

This is my favorite one yet!
Can we keep him? Can we can we can we can we?

[Dee Dreslough]

Sure..I'll just neuter him. Can't have him breeding!

[Alloutwar]

Kyle - congrats on the awesome username choice. Bepeklyuphoky was actually my first choice, followed slightly by SnuffleupagusPoopX13, but I just went with All Out War for simplicity.

I am very excited to read about your local dentist, with the understandably odd name, given that you are from Switzerland and most likely utilize a local tooth professional with a Switzer-ese name. I am not sure what 'writting' means, but I assume it is Switzer-ese for blogging!

As for other writing ideas, I'm sure Rongar will chime in and give you a very lengthy post filled with numerous potential avenues - but for now, let me suggest my own!

If writing about your dentist is the sort of thing you find enjoyable, perhaps a lengthy article about a random page onyour tax form? You know - what you fill it out with, what goes through your mind, and the like!

Perhaps you could rent a relatively poor, hastily subtitled B-move from your local Das BlokBooster and review that? Maybe something with Hans Christian Slater.

If you are vacuuming your rug, perhaps a detailed expose on your preferred vacuuming pattern, or how efficient you find the task?

I will try to revisit this post whenever I have a new idea - I have saved it to my favorites on my PC and my blackberry, so that whenever inspiration strikes - even while driving around town! - I will take the time to look up your thread and post my ideas.

Good luck and happy trails!

[TheNamelessPoet]

change from registered user... to dummy dumb head!!!

[ragecage]

Good thing TNP posted here, he needs all the help he can get.

[etothep]

I thought this thread was gonna be about tang


double entendre for the win

[OregonDuck1989]

change from registered user... to dummy dumb head!!!

Look man if you don't get off the dope I think we're gonna have to have an intervention.

[BINGLEBOP]

Yeah, come on TNP. This was a total "fail" for your first alternym on the forums. You're now the Mark Prior of the forums. You could have done so much better.