Super Bowl XLIV

[etothep]

For anyone interested, here is a list of my bets for the Super Bowl tomorrow:
- Under on yards for the first catch by Gijon Robinson (.5 yards, U wins on no catch) -170
- Over on jersey number of player to score the first TD (25.5) -125
- Under on length of the national anthem (102 seconds) -145
- Under on time left in the game when winning team attempts to dump gatorade on their coach (45 secs left in the 4th Q) +110
- Under on number of times Townshend does his windmill move (5.5) +170
- Over on times CBS shows Kardashian on TV (2.5) -140
- First person/people thanked by the Super Bowl MVP (teammates) +200
- Color of the gatorade that the winning team dumps on their coach (lime green) +550
- Townshend will try to smash a guitar on stage at halftime +140
- Reggie Bush's total rec + rush yds +38.5 to Kim Kardashian's measurements (34-26-39) -115

$10 on each

[200tang]

All of my predictions are opposite of etothep. Also, whoever wins becomes the new mod for these forums.

[etothep]

All of my predictions are opposite of etothep. Also, whoever wins becomes the new mod for these forums.

In the result of a tie, we'll decide the winner by a race around the world

[200tang]

In the result of a tie, we'll decide the winner by a race around the world

Don't worry, I'll win.

[etothep]

[Jeffy25]

The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game

1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans , drink 1
4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1
5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3
6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5
7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds.
8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”
9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1
10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer
11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1
12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor
13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1
14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Superbowl victory, drink 1
15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1
16.. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2
17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans..
18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “********!”
19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink
20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.
21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.
22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.
23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face

[200tang]

fakedaytonmoore

Super Bowl prediction: somehow the Braves & Mariners will play, and both will somehow win. They are amazing.

Sweet!

[dickay]

16.. Every time Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2

Fixed

[200tang]

don't put your hands on my momma or my doritoz

[HoustonGM]

don't put your hands on my momma

Sorry, already did last night.

[200tang]

Sorry, already did last night.

Figures you're too much of a woos to touch my doritoz. ****ing scared of me cause you're weak. You should feel bad. Suicide yourself.

[StreetMedic]

The only thing looking worse than the Saints, so far, are the commercials.

Meh. :-/

[200tang]

That was a ****ing creepy commercial with Mark Sanchez.

[reflections]

That was a ****ing creepy commercial with Mark Sanchez.

Yeah. That and all the Bud Light commercials.

[metsguy234]

It's weird seeing Dolphins Stadium with people actually in it.