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    Re: Ruth Vs Pujols

    they need to do a 'where are they now'

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    Re: Ruth Vs Pujols

    We, as a forum, should collectively travel back in time.

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    Re: Ruth Vs Pujols

    So this guy comes home from work after a really bad day. Boss was a unusally usaul hardass. The horizontal rain made the commute home seem like forever. But he was home, time for an adult beverage, find the remote and veg out on the couch. Great...one beer left, oh well, could be worse. Pounding through the remote everything is about the storm...worst ever, stock up on canned goods. A forelorn look at the only can good he has in the house. Tv starts to get fuzzy.....more snow than picture....great...
    From the windows....FLASH.....BANG!!!...what the hell? everything goes dark....that was a wierd bluish, someting else ,color....Opening the door see if everybody lost power he see's a guy standing next to a phonebooth in his front yard...well...almost a phonebooth. "Hey" the guy say's, "Hi to you...umm why the phonebooth in my front yard?"
    "Its not a phonebooth thank you, its a time machine."
    "Really, you invented a time machine? You must be famous in the future."
    "Well....Not really, you see the power needed for it kinda destroyed my world"
    "well...that sucks...."
    "yeah"
    "So how far back in time you go?"
    looking at his watch..."about 10 minutes.."


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    Re: Ruth Vs Pujols

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffy25 View Post
    they need to do a 'where are they now'
    Doesn't say much about them if they need to do that

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    Re: Ruth Vs Pujols

    Quote Originally Posted by acetoolguy View Post
    So this guy comes home from work after a really bad day. Boss was a unusally usaul hardass. The horizontal rain made the commute home seem like forever. But he was home, time for an adult beverage, find the remote and veg out on the couch. Great...one beer left, oh well, could be worse. Pounding through the remote everything is about the storm...worst ever, stock up on canned goods. A forelorn look at the only can good he has in the house. Tv starts to get fuzzy.....more snow than picture....great...
    From the windows....FLASH.....BANG!!!...what the hell? everything goes dark....that was a wierd bluish, someting else ,color....Opening the door see if everybody lost power he see's a guy standing next to a phonebooth in his front yard...well...almost a phonebooth. "Hey" the guy say's, "Hi to you...umm why the phonebooth in my front yard?"
    "Its not a phonebooth thank you, its a time machine."
    "Really, you invented a time machine? You must be famous in the future."
    "Well....Not really, you see the power needed for it kinda destroyed my world"
    "well...that sucks...."
    "yeah"
    "So how far back in time you go?"
    looking at his watch..."about 10 minutes.."
    Hahahahaha....Very cool

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    Re: Ruth Vs Pujols

    Quote Originally Posted by TheNamelessPoet View Post
    well pujols... bause ruth is dead
    But what if we're playing zombie baseball?

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    Re: Ruth Vs Pujols

    This is just full of win.
    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonGM View Post
    I'm an idiot

    Quote Originally Posted by Kobie View Post
    lern 2 english

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