I knew Clemens was juiced in 1992!
I knew Clemens was juiced in 1992!
My runs created per 27 posts (RC/27p) was 12.4 last year. I should've been MVP.
"Hello, my name is Bill Plaschke. I know you sometimes affiliate me with sports writing, but often my articles pertain to batshit insanity that I spout on a regular basis. Remember when I said the Dodgers should cut Manny after he got caught? Good thing I'm not in charge of a baseball team, right? Hoo-wee. It's really good I just write this stuff down instead of acting on what I say or damn this world would be in a lot of trouble. Anyways, thanks for listening."
This just in...Plaschke suspects we may have invaded iraq...
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
― Isaac Asimov