The Machine: The Career of Albert Pujols (1998-??)

[RedsoxRockies]

I like how you incorporate bad English, seeing as Pujols likely had poor English at that time. And :

"The Royals are putting you and the DL for 20 day since you won't be in Wilmington until June 15 and they don't wont to rush you so you will be activated June 22"

Why exactly?

[DarthJaker]

"And now please welcome 2nd overall pick Albert Pujols!!!" David Glass said
I walked in and the crowd clapped so loud I thought I was going deaf.
I sat down and put on my jersey and cap.
"Albert will be taking question in a little bit, but now Tony Muser has a few things to say"
"Yes, Thank you David. Hello fans we drafted Albert because we think he can be up in 2 years or less, he had great power in Independence. And we saw him play in the Dominican, we think he will be a Hall of Famer and will do great thing for a long time."
"Thank you David and now Albert will answer 5 questions"
"Albert, what was going threw your mind when you found out you were drafted by the Royals?"
"Well, I was thinking this is gonna be crazy, I wanna be a great player but I don't know how long I'm gonna be in the minors"
"How many home runs will you hit"
"That's hard to tell we'll see, ask me in 2002"
"When will you retire"
"I don't really know yet i'd say when I'm 43"
"Well that's enough Albert will leave for Wilmington on the 15th we hope to see him on this field soon"

[metsguy234]

Why is he wearing 2009 Royals jerseys? Does he have a time machine?

[metsguy234]

That makes more sense

[BINGLEBOP]

Yeah, 86 is a better number too.

[metsguy234]

Albert Pujols is the man, so this will be his jersey

[RedsoxRockies]

Why are they asking him when he will retire before he has played a game?

[PotatoOfCouch13]

Also, that was only 3 questions. I thought there were going to be 5, just like his jersey...

[BINGLEBOP]

He probably has a low endurance rating and can only handle so many questions.

[DarthJaker]

Damn this game is buggy this dynasty is dead it got deleted by accident it's over srry

[DarthJaker]

I might start another one but it wont be a player dynasty

[Jeffy25]

what the ****....haha...i am literally chuckling out loud to myself

[NattyOs8]

wow... lol

funny dynasty... nothing made sense... lol @ having to change his number...