Julian Tavarez' take on the Washington Nationals

[filihok]

http://misterirrelevant.com/index.ph...drunk-hook-up/

“Why did I sign with the Nationals?” Tavarez said told a group of reporters. “When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.”

[haveacigar]

Hahahaha

[RedsoxRockies]

Is that real? Hahaha

[HoustonGM]

Lol

[Alloutwar]

Tavarez is a bit of a space shot. I read up on him back when he was doing the whole porn-star shpeel, about what he would be doing if not for baseball.

that must speak about what he is packing, because he certainly doesn't have the physique or attractiveness that I would assume of an adult entertainer.

But the weirdness, forward-ness, those are both there.

[filihok]

that must speak about what he is packing, because he certainly doesn't have the physique or attractiveness that I would assume of an adult entertainer.
.

have you seen any porn?

[actionjackson]

roflmao

[Alloutwar]

lol, ah the graet Ron Jeremy

I guess that is more or less my point - a porn star, one would assume, is fit and attractive, AND has that certain 'something' - a tool for the trade, let's say.

If a guy that looks like Julian Tavarez is speaking rather asuredly about a career in porn, and he posesses neither the looks nor physique for such an occupation, one can only assume he is overqualified in the third pre requisite

[haveacigar]

Ahhh, what a wall-punching, slut-banging, crazy pitcher he is...