Matt Wieters

[ragecage]

Matt Wieters’ swing is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

[ragecage]

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Matt Wieters

[eggson27]

Matt Wieters once hit a baseball so hard that the ball broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean

That explains a lot

[HoustonGM]

This morning, Matt Wieters was the "cover story" on BaseballProspectus.com. Currently, the site is down and experiencing errors. Coincidence? I think not.

[Slingshot]

The reason other players do steroids is to keep up with Matt Wieters.

[HoustonGM]

Joe Sheehan gets in on the action:

Capping the greatest story in baseball history... no, sports history... the Baltimore Orioles became World Champions last night, beating the Los Angeles Dodgers 11-1 to complete their sweep, and extend their winning streak to 129 games, a stretch that dates to May 25, four days before catcher Matt Wieters made his major league debut.

[beerchaser]

I just read that BP piece on Wieters. It's a hoot. I lollered several times.

Saw this in the comments - "Joe, you left out that he dates the world's most interesting women and (inexplicably) only drinks Dos Equis." That was worth another loller.

[ragecage]

Thats great, I loved the comment that Matt Wieters can make an omelet without breaking eggs.

[eggson27]

I am actually really looking forward to his debut tonight. Too bad it won't be on TV here. I'm guessing he'll go 8 for 4 with 258 home runs. Or something like that.

[OregonDuck1989]

mlb.com had "Sliced bread is actually the best thing since Matt Wieters"

[ragecage]

I am actually really looking forward to his debut tonight. Too bad it won't be on TV here. I'm guessing he'll go 8 for 4 with 258 home runs. Or something like that.

You win for that one. LMAO

[ragecage]

mlb.com had "Sliced bread is actually the best thing since Matt Wieters"

MLB brought in the MLB Network because of Matt Wieters.

[Slingshot]

For the first time this season, MLB stands for Major League Baseball. Up until now, that name has stood for whichever league Matt Wieters has played in.

[eggson27]

Told you.

[ragecage]

Wieters owns all.