Matt Wieters

[RedsoxRockies]

Matt Wieters inspired Scientology, Buddhism, Sikhism, Jainism, Christianity, Judaism, and Shamanism.

[haveacigar]

Agreed. All the other posts in this thread were at least, in some teeny, tiny, obscure, in a far off worldly way, faintly imaginable.

Operating Vista with no issues?

Too far. I'm having none of that one.

OFF TOPIC: And as I'm posting this I'm having the same trouble I've been having recently. Rather than ruin this otherwise enlightening thread, could someone PM me with reasons why my mouse (optical) is "sticking" frequently all the time.

Do they "run out of gas" or something?? I've had it awhile, and it just stuck again. It's been doing it in every app, at various, random times, and when I pick it up, there's no "red light" and then when I move it around or maybe it's random, the red light underneath comes back on, and my pointer moves again. And it's just the pointer. If I click buttons when it's in this state, the button clicks are recognized, just the pointer won't move.

Anyone ever have anything like this??? This is my first ever optical mouse, so is this just standard after time and you have to buy new ones every so often???

Sorry,

carry on with the Matt Weiters is God thread.

But even God has issues with Vista.

Wireless or no?

[Arctic Blast]

Agreed. All the other posts in this thread were at least, in some teeny, tiny, obscure, in a far off worldly way, faintly imaginable.

Operating Vista with no issues?

Too far. I'm having none of that one.

OFF TOPIC: And as I'm posting this I'm having the same trouble I've been having recently. Rather than ruin this otherwise enlightening thread, could someone PM me with reasons why my mouse (optical) is "sticking" frequently all the time.

Do they "run out of gas" or something?? I've had it awhile, and it just stuck again. It's been doing it in every app, at various, random times, and when I pick it up, there's no "red light" and then when I move it around or maybe it's random, the red light underneath comes back on, and my pointer moves again. And it's just the pointer. If I click buttons when it's in this state, the button clicks are recognized, just the pointer won't move.

Anyone ever have anything like this??? This is my first ever optical mouse, so is this just standard after time and you have to buy new ones every so often???

Sorry,

carry on with the Matt Weiters is God thread.

But even God has issues with Vista.

Hmmm...haven't had that issue. Wireless mouse? Wired? Maybe try re-installing the drivers for it (if it had drivers to install).

[free2131]

Major League Baseball has to have expressed written consent to disseminate Matt Wieters.

[OldFatGuy]

Wireless or no?

Hmmm...haven't had that issue. Wireless mouse? Wired? Maybe try re-installing the drivers for it (if it had drivers to install).

LOL, it's not wireless. It plugs in. Not a USB mouse either, it's a standard PS2 mouse.

A few minutes ago playing Civ IV (on my old XP machine ), it really acted up. I was infuriated.

I thought to myself, what would Matt Weiters do??

I couldn't come up with an answer, so slammed the damn thinged down really hard on the desk () and screamed "Act right or I'm telling Matt Weiters!"

Been working perfectly ever since.

True story, too. At least so far. Since I slammed that damn thing down (and pretty much resigned myself to a trip to Target to buy a replacement) it's been working perfectly.

Guess this Matt Weiters thing is for real.

EDIT: NEVERMIND. Dammit, right after I typed this it hung up again! ! ! !!

Glad I live in a guns right state. Anyone ever wanted to know what it looks like to see a mouse get shot by a .270 semi-automatic rifle???

I'll tell you tomorrow.

If my neighbors don't call the cops and I'm unavailable tomorrow.

[haveacigar]

Major League Baseball has to have expressed written consent to disseminate Matt Wieters.

This is a good one

[haveacigar]

LOL, it's not wireless. It plugs in. Not a USB mouse either, it's a standard PS2 mouse.

A few minutes ago playing Civ IV (on my old XP machine ), it really acted up. I was infuriated.

I thought to myself, what would Matt Weiters do??

I couldn't come up with an answer, so slammed the damn thinged down really hard on the desk () and screamed "Act right or I'm telling Matt Weiters!"

Been working perfectly ever since.

True story, too. At least so far. Since I slammed that damn thing down (and pretty much resigned myself to a trip to Target to buy a replacement) it's been working perfectly.

Guess this Matt Weiters thing is for real.

EDIT: NEVERMIND. Dammit, right after I typed this it hung up again! ! ! !!

Glad I live in a guns right state. Anyone ever wanted to know what it looks like to see a mouse get shot by a .270 semi-automatic rifle???

I'll tell you tomorrow.

If my neighbors don't call the cops and I'm unavailable tomorrow.

Common misconception about gun rights. The Second Amendment only applies if Matt Weiters isn't in your state at that moment.

[RedsoxRockies]

Matt Wieters understands The Nameless Poet

[Slingshot]

The real reason Matt Wieters came to Baltimore was to lower the city's skyhigh crime rate.


Hmmmm........I suck at this....

[Astrosfan183]

Some think the world will end on December 21st, 2012, when in reality that is just the date Matt Wieters decides that no one in this world can compete with his baseball talent, so he wipes everyone out and creates a new human race in hopes that these humans can form a new team thats good enough to not immediately forfeit as soon as Wieters steps up to the plate.

[KowboyKoop]

some think the world will end on december 21st, 2012, when in reality that is just the date matt wieters decides that no one in this world can compete with his baseball talent, so he wipes everyone out and creates a new human race in hopes that these humans can form a new team thats good enough to not immediately forfeit as soon as wieters steps up to the plate.

he be stealin' my jokes!!!!!!!

[RedsoxRockies]

Matt Wieters does not need women to keep humanity alive, he is asexual.

[HoustonGM]

Matt Wieters does not need women to keep humanity alive, he is asexual.

C'mon.

Matt Wieters can seduce any chick in the world just by a mere look.

Matt Wieters can get Fred Phelps in bed with him.

[OregonDuck1989]

No, Matt Wieters doesn't need to look at girls. They are seduced by the mere fact he is in the room.

[filihok]

Matt Wieters does not need women to keep humanity alive, he is asexual.

Matt Weiters COULD be asexual, but, you know, what would be the point of that?