Matt Wieters

[ewing6]

Matt Wieters thinks you should stop talking about him beucase you are raring out his name.

[5dodgers5]

Matt Wieters hit a ball so hard that it made a crater on the moon.

[5dodgers5]

Now time for Yamiviets submission:

matt witers is so smartd and jealous of me that sport writer dumb as a kid choose no team.

best response yet

[ewing6]

Jaker so lucky he gets to sleep with transsexual! Thank good nessI have Yamiviet and his wonder grammar!

[200tang]

Jaker so lucky he gets to sleep with transsexual! Thank good nessI have Yamiviet and his wonder grammar!

Am I missing the joke here? I don't get it

[haveacigar]

Matt Weiters does not appreciate being talked about, which explains the demise of Dontrelle Willis.

Matt Wieters thinks you missed this joke pretty badly.

[haveacigar]

Ray Kinsella actually didn't build his baseball field for his dad, nor for Shoeless Joe Jackson.

Suffice to say, Ray was very disappointed when the disembodied voice of Matt Wieters said "F*** you, I'm not going to Iowa."

[gosensgo101]

Matt Wieters thinks you missed this joke pretty badly.

Yes, I know what you were getting at. But I tried to twist it into a way to remind people that Dontrelle Willis sucks.

[ragecage]

If you made a 8 more clones of Matt Wieters and had them all play baseball on the field at the same time, the world would collapse on itself.

[filihok]

Matt Weiters took the virginity of your wife/girlfriend/cute girl from Blockbuster basically any girl you ever though was hot, and your mom's too.

Matt Weiters is Luke Skywalkers' grandfather.

Man was created in His image. But He was created in Matt Weiters' image.

In the beginning, there was Matt Weiters

Matt Weiters calls the Big Bang-the Little Bang.

E=M. Weiters

Matt Weiters could, if given the amount of time that the theoretical monkeys banging on typewriters and accidentally typing the Bible were given, pound the point I am trying to make in this thread in to Dickay's thick ass skull.

[free2131]

Matt Wieters put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop, and the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

[Alloutwar]

Matt Weiters met with the Palestinians and Israelies, and after the meeting the two groups began living in one collective state in perfect harmony.

Matt Weiters trained the Dog Whisperer.

Matt Weiters can operate MicroSoft Vista without any issues.

Matt Weiters wasn't really drafted by the Orioles; he decided that they needed him the most and simply came into existence on their roster.

I once saw Matt Weiters hit a line drive; the infielder tried to catch it, but was instead carried to the warning track by the power of the shot.

[filihok]

Matt Weiters can operate MicroSoft Vista without any issues.

Ok, by Vishnu can we stop with the Matt Weiters hyperbole

[Alloutwar]

awww, ok.

[OldFatGuy]

Ok, by Vishnu can we stop with the Matt Weiters hyperbole

Agreed. All the other posts in this thread were at least, in some teeny, tiny, obscure, in a far off worldly way, faintly imaginable.

Operating Vista with no issues?

Too far. I'm having none of that one.

OFF TOPIC: And as I'm posting this I'm having the same trouble I've been having recently. Rather than ruin this otherwise enlightening thread, could someone PM me with reasons why my mouse (optical) is "sticking" frequently all the time.

Do they "run out of gas" or something?? I've had it awhile, and it just stuck again. It's been doing it in every app, at various, random times, and when I pick it up, there's no "red light" and then when I move it around or maybe it's random, the red light underneath comes back on, and my pointer moves again. And it's just the pointer. If I click buttons when it's in this state, the button clicks are recognized, just the pointer won't move.

Anyone ever have anything like this??? This is my first ever optical mouse, so is this just standard after time and you have to buy new ones every so often???

Sorry,

carry on with the Matt Weiters is God thread.

But even God has issues with Vista.