Matt Weiters can have so much sex he can repopulate the planet after a nuclear apocalypse. Which he caused and was the only survivor of.
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Matt Weiters can have so much sex he can repopulate the planet after a nuclear apocalypse. Which he caused and was the only survivor of.
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Matt Wieters says:"My morning routine goes: wake up, bang 10 hot women, eat Lucky Charms, destroy a few countries, and then read YeahThisIsMyBlog.blogspot.com."
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2008 Royals-Gil Meche No hitter in 10 innings 1-0 final score
2038 Padres-Matthew Graham Perfect Game 1-0 victory!
Resident Canuck
Matt Weiters does not appreciate being talked about, which explains the demise of Dontrelle Willis.
Matt Weiters is not trying out for the Baltimore Orioles, the Baltimore Orioles are trying out for Matt Weiters.
Even RSR can win a fantasy baseball league. So long as he has Matt Wieters on his team.
Matt Wieters can catch a knuckleball, with his bare hands.
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And RSR DOES HAVE MATT WIETERS ON HIS TEAM!Originally Posted by gosensgo101
Economic Left/Right: -7.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.72
Matt Wieters says:"My morning routine goes: wake up, bang 10 hot women, eat Lucky Charms, destroy a few countries, and then read YeahThisIsMyBlog.blogspot.com."
Mogul No No's and Perfect Games:
2008 Royals-Gil Meche No hitter in 10 innings 1-0 final score
2038 Padres-Matthew Graham Perfect Game 1-0 victory!
Ain't the beer cold, hon
The All-Star Game has been pre-empted for next season. Instead, there will be an All-Matt Wieters Game.
Most ballplayers talk about themselves in the first person. Rickey Henderson talked about himself in the third person. Matt Wieters talks about himself in the fourth person.
Matt Wieters hit a home run for the Orioles in a spring training game yesterday and he didn't use a bat. He froze the pitch at the plate by staring at it hard and then commanded it forcefully to go over the fence and stay there.
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Matt Wieters shot the sheriff AND the deputy.
My runs created per 27 posts (RC/27p) was 12.4 last year. I should've been MVP.
Problemo?
Matt Wieters is the meaning of life.
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Jesus worships Matt Wieters, and when he died he went to Matt Wieters
Economic Left/Right: -7.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.72
Matt Wieters says:"My morning routine goes: wake up, bang 10 hot women, eat Lucky Charms, destroy a few countries, and then read YeahThisIsMyBlog.blogspot.com."
Mogul No No's and Perfect Games:
2008 Royals-Gil Meche No hitter in 10 innings 1-0 final score
2038 Padres-Matthew Graham Perfect Game 1-0 victory!
Dreamweaver
Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Matt Wieters
Q. What is 'infinity' times 'infinity'?
A. Matt Wieters
My runs created per 27 posts (RC/27p) was 12.4 last year. I should've been MVP.
Dreamweaver
Matt Wieters is so old-school, he thinks Pluto is a planet.
My runs created per 27 posts (RC/27p) was 12.4 last year. I should've been MVP.
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Matt Wieters is so old school, Matt Wieters is a planet.
Economic Left/Right: -7.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.72
Matt Wieters says:"My morning routine goes: wake up, bang 10 hot women, eat Lucky Charms, destroy a few countries, and then read YeahThisIsMyBlog.blogspot.com."
Mogul No No's and Perfect Games:
2008 Royals-Gil Meche No hitter in 10 innings 1-0 final score
2038 Padres-Matthew Graham Perfect Game 1-0 victory!
Dreamweaver
NASA is going to install tiny cameras on all MLB baseballs starting next season. That way, when Wieters goes deep, they can look for signs of life in other galaxies.
My runs created per 27 posts (RC/27p) was 12.4 last year. I should've been MVP.
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Now time for Yamiviets submission:
matt witers is so smartd and jealous of me that sport writer dumb as a kid choose no team.
Economic Left/Right: -7.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.72
Matt Wieters says:"My morning routine goes: wake up, bang 10 hot women, eat Lucky Charms, destroy a few countries, and then read YeahThisIsMyBlog.blogspot.com."
Mogul No No's and Perfect Games:
2008 Royals-Gil Meche No hitter in 10 innings 1-0 final score
2038 Padres-Matthew Graham Perfect Game 1-0 victory!
Hail to the king, baby.
got a big enough sig there RSR? lol.
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Matt Wieters can comprehend yamiviet.
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Going for the Yamiviet look. Lol, it is the political compass graph, I might shrink it tomorrow.
Best one yet.Matt Wieters can comprehend yamiviet.
Economic Left/Right: -7.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.72
Matt Wieters says:"My morning routine goes: wake up, bang 10 hot women, eat Lucky Charms, destroy a few countries, and then read YeahThisIsMyBlog.blogspot.com."
Mogul No No's and Perfect Games:
2008 Royals-Gil Meche No hitter in 10 innings 1-0 final score
2038 Padres-Matthew Graham Perfect Game 1-0 victory!
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