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    The Braves are like a pretty girl's ugly friend...

    ...the only reason anyone flirts with us (Burnett, Furcal, Griffey) is to be able to bang the hot chick (Yankees, Dodgers, Seattle)!

    Sometimes, though, when the hot chick won't put out (Mets, Orioles) we will carry your books to get some from you (overpaying Lowe, Kawakami).





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    Re: The Braves are like a pretty girl's ugly friend...

    Are you saying that Derek Lowe is a bad player or somethin'?

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    Re: The Braves are like a pretty girl's ugly friend...

    no one wants to get with Atlanta, because she's been around the block too long without satisfying anyone.
    Illini.

    Yeah I need a Winn-Dixie grocery bag full of money right next to the VIP section...

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    Re: The Braves are like a pretty girl's ugly friend...

    Quote Originally Posted by Coach Owens View Post
    Are you saying that Derek Lowe is a bad player or somethin'?
    you can overpay good players.

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    Re: The Braves are like a pretty girl's ugly friend...

    Quote Originally Posted by 200tang View Post
    you can overpay good players.
    Exactly.

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    Re: The Braves are like a pretty girl's ugly friend...

    Quote Originally Posted by haveacigar View Post
    no one wants to get with Atlanta, because she's been around the block too long without satisfying anyone.
    Just like a woman. Takes you to third base (1991, 1992, 1995, 1996, 1999), but hardly ever lets you score (1995).

    Wait a minute... so I guess being a Braves fan IS just like being married...


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    Re: The Braves are like a pretty girl's ugly friend...

    the m's equate to a hot chick?

    beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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    Re: The Braves are like a pretty girl's ugly friend...

    yea
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    Re: The Braves are like a pretty girl's ugly friend...

    Quote Originally Posted by free2131 View Post
    Just like a woman. Takes you to third base (1991, 1992, 1995, 1996, 1999), but hardly ever lets you score (1995).

    Wait a minute... so I guess being a Braves fan IS just like being married...


    At least you had a chance to score, the Mariners have never been to the World Series, and have only been to the playoffs 4 times... 95',97,00,01

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