"I'll take ANAL BUM COVER for $400, Alex."
"That's AN ALBUM COVER, not ANAL BUM COVER."
Economic Left/Right: -7.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.72
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Matt Wieters says:"My morning routine goes: wake up, bang 10 hot women, eat Lucky Charms, destroy a few countries, and then read YeahThisIsMyBlog.blogspot.com."
Mogul No No's and Perfect Games:
2008 Royals-Gil Meche No hitter in 10 innings 1-0 final score
2038 Padres-Matthew Graham Perfect Game 1-0 victory!
"I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier."
"What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier."
"Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?"
"It's not a product, Mr. Connery."
"Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen."
"It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!"
"Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?"
"No! No, I'm not."
"Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!"
And yes, I have memorized it, haha.
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