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    Smile Sports joke by Letterman

    Late Show with David Letterman

    ● On this date in 1891, basketball was played for the first time. If you want to see a team that looks like they’re playing for the first time, go see the Knicks.

    Anyone else know any good sports jokes?
    "Whate'er should be our Zodiac's star
    We all are born to make or mar.
    To each is gi'en a bag of tools
    Some mentors, and a set of rules:
    And each must carve, ere life has flown,
    A stumbling block, or a stepping-stone"

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    Generation 35.

    "Spikes" The cleats on baseball boots
    "Spikes" On which newspaper editors impale copy for future reference, or ultimate destruction.

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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    The Boston Red Sox!


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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    How do you keep a lion out of your backyard?


    Paint it to look like an endzone

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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    Quote Originally Posted by RickD View Post
    The Boston Red Sox!

    lol! but look at the standings...
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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    Quote Originally Posted by twinsGM View Post
    lol! but look at the standings...


    Looks 0-0 to me :dunno:

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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    Quote Originally Posted by 5DiMaggio View Post
    Looks 0-0 to me :dunno:
    well i meant 2007
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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    Quote Originally Posted by twinsGM View Post
    well i meant 2007
    Why 2 years ago?

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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    Quote Originally Posted by 5DiMaggio View Post
    Why 2 years ago?
    o lol 2008

    2007 works too
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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    Quote Originally Posted by twinsGM View Post
    o lol 2008

    2007 works too
    Don't matter if you didn't win WS, not better than the Yanks

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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    Quote Originally Posted by 5DiMaggio View Post
    Don't matter if you didn't win WS, not better than the Yanks
    huh?
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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    Quote Originally Posted by twinsGM View Post
    huh?

    The Red Sox....

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    hey sox are better!
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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    You both suck...

    Phillies = World Series Champs

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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    You're all wrong:

    WASHINGTON NATIONALS ! ! ! ! !

    Well, this is a sports JOKE thread, right.

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    Re: Sports joke by Letterman

    A good joke = a lot of mileage....looks like my Sox joke went pretty far!

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