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    Question dook's jon scheyer

    Seriously, what's wrong with him?





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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    I am guessing it's the Big O... He probably gets off on guarding other men and grabbing them... I mean, afterall - He is a dook player.

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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    remember how your mom said to stop making that face or it will stay like that .... well HE DIDN"T LISTEN!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolzach1 View Post
    I am guessing it's the Big O... He probably gets off on guarding other men and grabbing them... I mean, afterall - He is a dook player.
    Haha, yeh I mean I know dook has a monopoly on all ugly white players, but this guy takes it to another level. I seriously thought he had trisomy 21 and am still not completely sure that he's not down with the syndrome

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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    According to Wikipedia, he once scored 21 points in 75 seconds in a High school game. He's also a member of the National Jewish Sports Hall of Fame.
    Also, can no one correctly spell Duke?
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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    Quote Originally Posted by EP Hotties View Post
    According to Wikipedia, he once scored 21 points in 75 seconds in a High school game. He's also a member of the National Jewish Sports Hall of Fame.
    Also, can no one correctly spell Duke?
    I'm sure you know when people call the Twins the Twinkies, it's not cause they can't spell Twins. It's a dig on a team they don't like.

    I hate dook, but am glad to see they offered a scholarship to this guy with an obvious disability of some sort*



    *note that this, too, denotes a humorous slant as I doin't think scheyer actually has a major disability. this is a hyperbolic (exaggerated) type of humor with a hint of sarcasm

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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    Yeah, sure, don't look at the other pics, right?







    Looks "normal" to me.
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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    Sorry, the Duke/Dook thing was supposed to be sarcasm on my part. I personally don't understand how calling them "Dook" changes anything.
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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    Quote Originally Posted by EP Hotties View Post
    Sorry, the Duke/Dook thing was supposed to be sarcasm on my part. I personally don't understand how calling them "Dook" changes anything.
    because it make the players and fan "Dookies" ... get it ..

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    Ahhh....I get it now
    I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -Bill Veeck
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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    Quote Originally Posted by gRYFYN1 View Post
    because it make the players and fan "Dookies" ... get it ..
    plus it annoys the students (go to one of the 'tobacco road schools,' so I get to see just what they dislike firsthand, and that, for whatever reason, gets under their skin)

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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    plus it annoys the students
    Thats good to know, I'm also a Dook hater, nothings better than watching them lose a bball game.

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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    Quote Originally Posted by soxfan93 View Post
    Yeah, sure, don't look at the other pics, right?

    Looks "normal" to me.
    Nice try... A dook player normal? Pretty much all the dook players are homosexual... it's a proven fact.

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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    [QUOTE=soxfan93;1205791]Yeah, sure, don't look at the other pics, right?QUOTE]

    What other pics, these?





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    Quote Originally Posted by soxfan93 View Post
    Looks "normal" to me.
    I would look again

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    Re: dook's jon scheyer

    Care to explain this:



    Heck, how about this:


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