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Thread: Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

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    Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

    Just saw the new Oreo commercial with Venus and Serena Williams trash talking with Payton and Eli and it made me kind of a chuckle. The first thing that I thought of was the Williams sisters would probably kicked the Manning boys butts in a fight.

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    Re: Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

    Serena snaps Eli like a twig

    Payton might knock Venus out

    But when Serena turns on him, it's over. That chick is built like the hulk.

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    Re: Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

    Quote Originally Posted by Alloutwar View Post
    Serena snaps Eli like a twig

    Payton might knock Venus out

    But when Serena turns on him, it's over. That chick is built like the hulk.
    Kinda like your mother, huh?

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    Re: Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

    The Williams sisters look like genetically enhanced silverback gorillas.
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    Re: Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

    Quote Originally Posted by YEAH DAAAAWG View Post
    The Williams sisters look like genetically enhanced silverback gorillas.
    Dude....poor taste.....

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    Re: Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

    Quote Originally Posted by Slingshot View Post
    Kinda like your mother, huh?
    WOW!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by YEAH DAAAAWG View Post
    The Williams sisters look like genetically enhanced silverback gorillas.
    Quote Originally Posted by RickD View Post
    Dude....poor taste.....
    i dont think he ment it THAT way. if so if not
    I took it as big mean scarry gorillas. Arent the silverbacks liek the meanest of them all???
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    Re: Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

    Williams sisters would win, because their dad would take out the Mannings from across the street with a rifle, whereas Archie would be expecting a fair fight.

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    Re: Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

    Quote Originally Posted by RickD View Post
    Dude....poor taste.....
    Yeah, I definitely did not mean it to be racially insensitive, that fact that it may be taken that way didn't even occur to me, otherwise I would have made a different analogy.

    I was referring to the fact that they're both built like middle linebackers and could probably rip my head off with their bare hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kobie View Post
    Ryan is No. 0. He doesn't make the list, since he's clearly on a higher plane of existence than all other quarterbacks, living or dead. He is ... teh messiah.
    I'm not the only one who knows the truth about Matt Ryan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YEAH DAAAAWG View Post
    Yeah, I definitely did not mean it to be racially insensitive, that fact that it may be taken that way didn't even occur to me, otherwise I would have made a different analogy.

    I was referring to the fact that they're both built like middle linebackers and could probably rip my head off with their bare hands.
    amen to that!!!
    tho i wouldnt mind gettin a piece of them
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    Re: Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

    Quote Originally Posted by YEAH DAAAAWG View Post
    Yeah, I definitely did not mean it to be racially insensitive, that fact that it may be taken that way didn't even occur to me, otherwise I would have made a different analogy.

    I was referring to the fact that they're both built like middle linebackers and could probably rip my head off with their bare hands.
    ok....

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    Serena takes them both out for sure.
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    Re: Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

    no way

    peyton and eli just step back, use their synthetically enhanced throwing arms, and knock off the williams sisters heads with a football

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    Re: Williams sisters vs Manning brothers

    Quote Originally Posted by japirish15 View Post
    no way

    peyton and eli just step back, use their synthetically enhanced throwing arms, and knock off the williams sisters heads with a football
    I'm willing to bet they both run away crying before anything gets started.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kobie View Post
    Ryan is No. 0. He doesn't make the list, since he's clearly on a higher plane of existence than all other quarterbacks, living or dead. He is ... teh messiah.
    I'm not the only one who knows the truth about Matt Ryan.

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