1) You need a black FirebirdI have a moustache...I even spelled it right...but none of these good things happened to me...Grasshopper, why not?
2) You must be willing to settle for frumpy chicks like Sally Field
3) You need a friend with a really big rig with cool **** painted on the side.
LOL
The stash is back. Goatees are kinda gay right now. I just grew my new moustache and it is red on one side, brown on the other and white hairs all between. Probably the biggest disaster ever. No worries though, just like Giambi, I am taking shoe polish to this baby every morning!!! Trust me it is working and no lie. Go out to a club/bar with your upper lip slug and chicks will ask you tons of questions. Why? cause you are the only idiot who has one. No joke.



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