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The proof is in the moustache.
So Giambi hasnt done **** until the moustache. Mattingly didnt hit well until the moustache. Tino Martinez fizzled because he wouldnt grow one.
Wierd factoid: Burt Reynolds got laid more times than most because he had a moustache!
Too bad we cant speel any more in this cuntry. It is now mustache.
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Re: The proof is in the moustache.
I have a moustache...I even spelled it right...but none of these good things happened to meOriginally Posted by grasshopper
...Grasshopper, why not?
"Whate'er should be our Zodiac's star
We all are born to make or mar.
To each is gi'en a bag of tools
Some mentors, and a set of rules:
And each must carve, ere life has flown,
A stumbling block, or a stepping-stone"
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I think it has more to do with swapping gold crusty thong underwear around the locker room than it does the porn stache.
Yankee fans really should be embarrased. How can you really watch and feel good about rooting for players that you know are passing thong undergarmets around and wearing them?
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You mean that you never did that in little league?
thinking your Little League Coach was ,erm, unique.
did you enjoy it ?
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I think the Yankees new facial hair rule should enforce their first baseman HAVING a moustache.
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Yeah, cannot wait to see Tex in a Yankee uni and with a mustache.
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You know that moustaches are grown to hide the stretch marks, right?
You insist that there is something a machine cannot do. If you will tell me precisely what it is that a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that! -J. von Neumann
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mustaches? did i step into a time machine to the 70s?
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heh
You insist that there is something a machine cannot do. If you will tell me precisely what it is that a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that! -J. von Neumann
you know that moustaches are grown to hide the stretch marks, right?
lol - ouch !
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How do you know, ohms?You know that moustaches are grown to hide the stretch marks, right?
i like when kiss a girl and she tells me my wife tastes good . . .
unfortunately,
then i wake up
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8 years, US Navy...How do you know, ohms?
You insist that there is something a machine cannot do. If you will tell me precisely what it is that a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that! -J. von Neumann
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Funny thing is, despite being on fire (for Giambi) since the 'stache....he's STILL overpaid.
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