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Originally Posted by JeepGuy63
JeepGuy, I must have tripped and unplugged my computer, because I had a couple of stories typed up and I tried to submit them and it signed me out. I'm guessing too many people were posting at once and it kicked me out.
I was saying before that some stories are a little too inappropriate and I couldn't tell those, simply because there are children on these boards, like HoustonGM and those two Rockies fans, but I have a couple I can share.
A few years ago, I was talking with Johnny Bench at an autograph show. We were discussing the great Reds teams that we were both a part of and I was trying to explain to him that the reason we were so consistently good was the fact that we scored more runs than the other team. Long story short, we got into an escalated argument, stepped outside, and we got into a fist fight. I know some tai chi or kung fu or something like that, so I gave him a left, and a right, and another left. We were rolling around on the ground in our suits. He landed a couple of cheap shots, but nothing too bad. We finally got over it, shook hands like gentlemen and went our separate ways, but little did he know that I snatched his wallet. I charged up a bunch of porn sites and phone sex lines on it. Well, I had an assistant that knows how to do that sort of thing do it for me. I didn't do it myself. He still thinks it was Pete Rose to this day.
Another story, well not really a funny story about a teammate, but I think ESPN has pulled a couple of fast ones on me. Twice now I was supposed to meet a woman named Emmy, but I never have. They've given me an award in her place instead, but I would still like to meet her. Is she a fan? Or is that another joke? Probably George Foster trying to get revenge on me from the time we put a laxative in his drink at a team luncheon.
"Baseball Mogul is a good game. To win, you have to score more runs than your opponent. If they score more runs, they win."
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RedsoxRockies, I'm not too familiar with goats, but there are two main things about goats. First, I think female goats are called nannies, and I have had a nanny before. Secondly, I also think that young goats are referred to as kids, and I've signed a lot of autographs for kids. Finally, I've read that male and female goats have beards, and I have met male and female fans that have beards.
"Baseball Mogul is a good game. To win, you have to score more runs than your opponent. If they score more runs, they win."
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He's not a very good cook. Anytime he would cook something, it would give me horrible gas.
"Baseball Mogul is a good game. To win, you have to score more runs than your opponent. If they score more runs, they win."
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Metsguy, I still think Billy Wagner can pitch himself out of the slump he's been in recently. He's a good pitcher, but I've never seen him play myself. The hard part about playing in New York is the intensity of the fans. Billy Wagner is an intense player himself, often calling out teammates if he feels they aren't doing their part to help the team win, and he's right. The key to the Mets turning their season around is to have the offense start scoring more runs and to have their pitching staff stop giving up so many runs. This is what Willie Randolph has to tell his team, and they need people like Billy Wagner, David Wright, and others to get the message across. Aaron Heilman needs to start pitching better as well. Is he still on the Mets? I heard he's pretty good.
"Baseball Mogul is a good game. To win, you have to score more runs than your opponent. If they score more runs, they win."
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YEAH DAAAAWG, I can't be too sure about this, so I consulted our editorial staff and none of them knew either. I can say that on vacation last year, I hit a raccoon while I was driving and almost wet myself.
"Baseball Mogul is a good game. To win, you have to score more runs than your opponent. If they score more runs, they win."
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Swamp poodle, no... I post as others.
"Baseball Mogul is a good game. To win, you have to score more runs than your opponent. If they score more runs, they win."
I scored.
Like this, bunghole.
Huh huh huh... Poo Holes.
And this, dillweed. Huh huh huh huh huh.
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Y'know, at first Joe Morgan was annoying me...but I just about bust a gut laughing at every single one of his posts on this page. Keep it up, man, it keeps getting better.
Oh, and Joe, how, as a world, can we cross our various ethnic, tribal and economic bounds and truly become one people? Or, are we doomed to an existence of living separate lives spent watching each other's moves from afar?
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This made me burst into laughter.
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lol hilarious!
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