In a Hardball Times article on "Super Subs"

http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/ar...t-3-1971-1989/

This quote made me laugh:

"Nor can we fail to include this classic Guerrero story; I can't remember where I heard it first:

Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda, drilling his neophyte third baseman on mental alertness: "Okay, Pedro, it's the ninth inning, tie game, one out, runners on first and third. What are you thinking?"

Guerrero: "Don't hit it to me?"

Lasorda: "No, no. After that."

Guerrero: "Don't hit it to Sax."