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    Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    http://nyystadiuminsider.com/2008/04...nnedy-got.html

    David Cone is still getting the hang of broadcasting, apparantly.

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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    OMFG!

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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    I knew there was something strange about the Yankees pitching prospects...the management was just a hair too reluctant to let any of the three go. Well, this explains it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alloutwar View Post
    I knew there was something strange about the Yankees pitching prospects...the management was just a hair too reluctant to let any of the three go. Well, this explains it.
    They wanted semen to fertizile the bullpen?

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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    That must be a new service that ballparks are offering.

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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    haha

    I'm just saying, if I'm Joba, and I'm madly in love with Kennedy - so in love that I can't get through a whole night in the bullpen without expressing that love - well then, I'm no happy camper if he gets traded away.


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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    Quote Originally Posted by Reade View Post
    That must be a new service that ballparks are offering.
    lol

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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonGM View Post
    They wanted semen to fertizile the bullpen?
    to grow replacement clones....
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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    That sounds like a great plan!

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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    You know what I find more disturbing?

    The fact that there's no baseball term that remotely sounds like "jerked off", so he didn't just pronounce a word wrong...
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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    I was thinking something like "jerked around"...like how he got scratched from the start, than had to warm up, etc.

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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    That is hilarious...and made even MORE hilarious by Cone's own past...err...indiscretions.

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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonGM View Post
    I was thinking something like "jerked around"...like how he got scratched from the start, than had to warm up, etc.
    The way I took it is that he was saying Kennedy was warming up in the outfield expecting to start, and got "jerked" suddenly out of there. He was jerked off the outfield grass, basically.

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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    wouldn't getting jerked off be a form of getting warmed up so to speak?...
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    Re: Ian Kennedy got "jerked off"

    If so, that's a pretty colorful synonym.

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