LA Times writer Bill Plaschke says he suspected Tiger Woods of doping two years ago

I knew Clemens was juiced in 1992!

"Hello, my name is Bill Plaschke. I know you sometimes affiliate me with sports writing, but often my articles pertain to batshit insanity that I spout on a regular basis. Remember when I said the Dodgers should cut Manny after he got caught? Good thing I'm not in charge of a baseball team, right? Hoo-wee. It's really good I just write this stuff down instead of acting on what I say or damn this world would be in a lot of trouble. Anyways, thanks for listening."

This just in...Plaschke suspects we may have invaded iraq...