God, I can't stand homers!!

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Originally Posted by funny stuff

the red sox should trade charlie zink and david ortiz away to the yankees for mark teixeira and joba chamberlain. The yankees get cheaper players who are just as good and since david ortiz really kills them, they don't have to worry about choking against the sox. It solves their 0-8 crisis. If we can't acquire Teixeira then we can go to the brewers and reds. The brewers get Charlie Zink and Felix Doubront for J.J Hardy, and Ortiz along with Rocco Baldelli go to the Reds for J. Votto and Homer Bailey.

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I love this stuff. :)

I asked him where he got the idea of it working and he said:

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it worked in my fantasy league, soz. . . i bet it would happen in r/l

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Originally Posted by Storm.

I love this stuff. :)

I asked him where he got the idea of it working and he said:

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Why isn't Theo Epstein working on this already?

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Originally Posted by Storm.

I love this stuff. :)

I asked him where he got the idea of it working and he said:

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lol what a douche.

Damn, I should have finished reading...

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I agree that DeRosa's BAT would help our line-up tremendously....However, don't offer Schaefer

BRAVES GET:
OF Mark DeRosa

INDIANS GET:
OF Jeff Francoeur
SP Jo Jo Reyes
IF Diory Hernandez OR OF Brandon Jones

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NOOOOOOOOOO... SO MUCH TALENT.... NOOOOOOOOOO

Oh, and if anyone from the Braves mlb forum is reading this, I'd like to tell you something.

IT IS SPELLED S-C-H-A-F-E-R and J-U-R-R-J-E-N-S!!

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Originally Posted by OregonDuck1989

Why isn't Theo Epstein working on this already?

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Why isn't he?

The A's should trade Eric Chavez for A-Rod, and save the Yankees some money and get a gg 3B in return. [/douche fan]

You mean the M's aren't gonna trade Carlos Silva and Yuniesky Betancourt to the Mets for Johan Santana? Its gonna save the Mets so much money to have Silva's contract instead of Santana's and Betancourt can be the starting shortstop until Reyes gets back. We could always add Bryan LaHair and Chris Shelton to sweeten the pot a bit. They can play first until Delgado comes back.

The Rockies should trade Clint Barmes to Boston for Dustin Pedroia. The Rockies get a decent second bagger with a good bat and the Red Sox free up salary space for Holliday in the coming free agent season. Plus, Barmes has been on fire lately so that will increase his trade value.

Get Epstein on the phone.

You know there is a good player out west named Chris, I mean Tim Lincecum, we should trade Jason Gaimbi over there because the Giants need a batter. That would be a fair trade imo. Also Chris, I mean Tim makes less money.

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More forum fun!!!



MARK SHAPIRO IS BLOWED AWAY!!!11!!11!!oneexclamationmark

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You know they might take that deal if you came up with a real pitching prospect, and not JoJo Reyes.

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Originally Posted by Homers

Alright guys, we all know that the Red Sox have two sucky shortstops, right? However, they're still the best in the American League, right? Well, the solution to that is trading for Hanley Ramirez. We send Mike Lowell, Julio Lugo, Penny, Ortiz, and Van Every to them for Dan Uggla and Hanley Ramirez. Uggla can play DH instead of Ortiz and we get Hanley who's the best SS in the majors. It's a good deal. We get rid of our sucky players and get their best, because our worst are still better than their best.

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Originally Posted by fan with commonsense

Why would the Marlins send us Ramirez and Uggla for a few overpaid guys and a middle-aged prospect? You realize that makes no sense, right?

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Originally Posted by homer

Psssssssssh!! THE MARLINS SUCK. THEY WANT LOWEL, PAPI, AND PENNY BECAUSE THEY R THE BEST PLAYERS THEY WOULD EVER HAVE!!!!

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lol...

This is sort of the anti-homer post, but I laughed for a good 5 minutes after reading it:

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The league adjusted on how to pitch. Jeff (Francoeur) has yet to do the same. It's all mental, and right now Jeff is mentally retarded.

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RSN (Boston): KLAW -Mauer would look great in Boston and everyone knows the Twins won't resign him so they'll have to trade him, either this year or in the offseason. Why don't the Sox offer Bard for him straight up now, b/c that's the best talent the Twins are going to get from anyone that can afford him?
Keith Law: Because the people who run the Twins are not Red Sox fans.


I think Law let him off easy.

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Originally Posted by HoustonGM

RSN (Boston): KLAW -Mauer would look great in Boston and everyone knows the Twins won't resign him so they'll have to trade him, either this year or in the offseason. Why don't the Sox offer Bard for him straight up now, b/c that's the best talent the Twins are going to get from anyone that can afford him?
Keith Law: Because the people who run the Twins are not Red Sox fans.


I think Law let him off easy.

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Hahahaha that's awesome.

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Originally Posted by 200tang

I know it isn't in Kansas, I just refer to the team as Kansas.

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I also refer to other teams as New, Los, San, and Saint. It doesn't get confusing at all.