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I don't have a mullet
:p but you love the Cardinals and America right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeffy25
Not yet at least. Wait until your company gets huge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeffy25
ya got me....haha...good one...i'll grow this hair out and start sitting at Busch....it'll be American damnitQuote:
Originally Posted by ragecage
You need to move to the trailer park too. You, Alyssa, and your multiple children. Are you sure she's not having quadruplets?
Remember jeffy the more the better!Quote:
Originally Posted by BINGLEBOP
Exactly. Eddie's parents forgot they even had him until he was two years old! They thought he was a local orphan.Quote:
Originally Posted by ewing6
This is what you can count on your diet being per child you have.
0 - Prime Rib
1 - Tri Tip
2 - Chicken Thighs
3 - Ground Chuck
4 - Cow Tongue
5 - Head Cheese
6 - Spam
7 - Bar S Hot Dogs, not that expensive Nathans
8 - Generic Brand Tuna
9 - Pinto Beans
10 - Rice
11 - Potato Flakes
12 - Evaporated Milk
13 - Top Ramen Noodles
14 - Salmon in a Can
Octomom told me this.
This is how often ragecage gets laid now, depending on the number of children (courtesy of ragecage's babymomma Octomom).Quote:
Originally Posted by ragecage
0 - I had sex seven times in the course of typing this sentence.
1 - We're going to have sex... after the baby stops crying, after I change the diapers, and before I fall aslee.................
2 - We'll have it on our next anniversary, which is, oh damn... only 363 days away.
3 - I swear, it's on my "to do" list. There are just 37 things before it.
4 - I think we did it once. Was it on our honeymoon? Wait no, I was in jail on our honeymoon. Well, I did it with SOMEBODY on our honeymoon! I dropped the soap, and that's all I remember.
5 - What was Mitch Williams jersey number? Multiple that times how many World Series the Yankees have won, and that's how many days it is until I get laid again.
6 - My first-rate fantasies have exceeded my third-rate sex life.
7 - I get laid so rarely that I can only watch TV shows about virgins now.
8 - Is there an expiration date on those edible panties? What? 1993? Crap.
9 - I'm cheating on my wife every night with Miss Palm and her five sisters.
10 - We do it probably once a year. Unfortunately, that happens to be a leap year.
11 - Getting laid? Later! THE OFFICE IS ON! EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
12 - For our 10th wedding anniversary, my wish is that I have sex by our 25th wedding anniversary again.
13 - Let's see. I'm trying to remember if I voted for Clinton or Dole in 1996, because that's the last time I was laid.
14+ - Sex? What's that? It's been so long that I've become a born-again virgin.
Octomom told me this.
What is "head cheese"?
http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25d9615a824d98a0Quote:
Originally Posted by HoustonGM
Looks like ground beef to me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheeseQuote:
Originally Posted by HoustonGM
Quote:
Head cheese (AmE) or brawn (BrE) is a cold cut originating from Europe. Head cheese is in fact not a cheese, but meat pieces from the head of a calf or pig (sometimes a sheep or cow), in aspic, with onion, black pepper, allspice, bayleaf, salt and or vinegar. It may also include meat from the feet, tongue and heart. It is usually eaten cold or at room temperature as a luncheon meat. It is sometimes also known as souse meat, particularly if pickled with vinegar.
So it is ground beef. Basically.
Yea, just 10 times more disgusting looking.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoustonGM