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“Why did I sign with the Nationals?” Tavarez said told a group of reporters. “When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.”
Hahahaha
Is that real? Hahaha
Lol
Tavarez is a bit of a space shot. I read up on him back when he was doing the whole porn-star shpeel, about what he would be doing if not for baseball.
that must speak about what he is packing, because he certainly doesn't have the physique or attractiveness that I would assume of an adult entertainer.
But the weirdness, forward-ness, those are both there.
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Originally Posted by Alloutwar
have you seen any porn?
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...ron.jeremy.jpg
roflmao :D
lol, ah the graet Ron Jeremy
I guess that is more or less my point - a porn star, one would assume, is fit and attractive, AND has that certain 'something' - a tool for the trade, let's say.
If a guy that looks like Julian Tavarez is speaking rather asuredly about a career in porn, and he posesses neither the looks nor physique for such an occupation, one can only assume he is overqualified in the third pre requisite
Ahhh, what a wall-punching, slut-banging, crazy pitcher he is...