Matt Wieters put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop, and the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.
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Matt Wieters put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop, and the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.
Matt Weiters met with the Palestinians and Israelies, and after the meeting the two groups began living in one collective state in perfect harmony.
Matt Weiters trained the Dog Whisperer.
Matt Weiters can operate MicroSoft Vista without any issues.
Matt Weiters wasn't really drafted by the Orioles; he decided that they needed him the most and simply came into existence on their roster.
I once saw Matt Weiters hit a line drive; the infielder tried to catch it, but was instead carried to the warning track by the power of the shot.
Ok, by Vishnu can we stop with the Matt Weiters hyperboleQuote:
Originally Posted by Alloutwar
awww, ok.
Agreed. All the other posts in this thread were at least, in some teeny, tiny, obscure, in a far off worldly way, faintly imaginable.Quote:
Originally Posted by filihok
Operating Vista with no issues?
Too far. I'm having none of that one.
OFF TOPIC: And as I'm posting this I'm having the same trouble I've been having recently. Rather than ruin this otherwise enlightening thread, could someone PM me with reasons why my mouse (optical) is "sticking" frequently all the time.
Do they "run out of gas" or something?? I've had it awhile, and it just stuck again. It's been doing it in every app, at various, random times, and when I pick it up, there's no "red light" and then when I move it around or maybe it's random, the red light underneath comes back on, and my pointer moves again. And it's just the pointer. If I click buttons when it's in this state, the button clicks are recognized, just the pointer won't move.
Anyone ever have anything like this??? This is my first ever optical mouse, so is this just standard after time and you have to buy new ones every so often???
Sorry,
carry on with the Matt Weiters is God thread.
But even God has issues with Vista.
Matt Wieters inspired Scientology, Buddhism, Sikhism, Jainism, Christianity, Judaism, and Shamanism.
Wireless or no?Quote:
Originally Posted by OldFatGuy
Hmmm...haven't had that issue. Wireless mouse? Wired? Maybe try re-installing the drivers for it (if it had drivers to install).Quote:
Originally Posted by OldFatGuy
Major League Baseball has to have expressed written consent to disseminate Matt Wieters.
Quote:
Originally Posted by haveacigar
LOL, it's not wireless. It plugs in. Not a USB mouse either, it's a standard PS2 mouse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arctic Blast
A few minutes ago playing Civ IV (on my old XP machine :D), it really acted up. I was infuriated.
I thought to myself, what would Matt Weiters do??
I couldn't come up with an answer, so slammed the damn thinged down really hard on the desk (:eek:) and screamed "Act right or I'm telling Matt Weiters!"
Been working perfectly ever since. :D
True story, too. At least so far. Since I slammed that damn thing down (and pretty much resigned myself to a trip to Target to buy a replacement) it's been working perfectly.
Guess this Matt Weiters thing is for real.
EDIT: NEVERMIND. Dammit, right after I typed this it hung up again! ! ! !!
Glad I live in a guns right state. Anyone ever wanted to know what it looks like to see a mouse get shot by a .270 semi-automatic rifle???
I'll tell you tomorrow.
If my neighbors don't call the cops and I'm unavailable tomorrow.
This is a good one :DQuote:
Originally Posted by free2131
Common misconception about gun rights. The Second Amendment only applies if Matt Weiters isn't in your state at that moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldFatGuy
Matt Wieters understands The Nameless Poet
The real reason Matt Wieters came to Baltimore was to lower the city's skyhigh crime rate.
Hmmmm........I suck at this....
Some think the world will end on December 21st, 2012, when in reality that is just the date Matt Wieters decides that no one in this world can compete with his baseball talent, so he wipes everyone out and creates a new human race in hopes that these humans can form a new team thats good enough to not immediately forfeit as soon as Wieters steps up to the plate.
he be stealin' my jokes!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by astrosfan183
Matt Wieters does not need women to keep humanity alive, he is asexual.
C'mon.Quote:
Originally Posted by RedsoxRockies
Matt Wieters can seduce any chick in the world just by a mere look.
Matt Wieters can get Fred Phelps in bed with him.
No, Matt Wieters doesn't need to look at girls. They are seduced by the mere fact he is in the room.
Matt Weiters COULD be asexual, but, you know, what would be the point of that?Quote:
Originally Posted by RedsoxRockies
Good point.Quote:
Originally Posted by filihok
Matt Wieters chose to be sent down to AAA. He wanted to give major league pitchers a couple weeks to rest.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldFatGuy
Wieters and David Price both have to be in the same level. If one of them was in AAA, and the other was in the majors, the universe would not be in balance and annihiliation of all known matter would occur.
Matt Wieters once called 911 only to find out he was talking to himself.
Mat Wieters is Jesus' father
Matt Wieters is everyone's father. As all women are compelled to sleep with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by RedsoxRockies
lol... I like the line from the first post.
"Curt Schilling was rendered speechless"... That's gotta be a first.
whoa
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In light of the above post,
Most kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris wears Matt Wieters pajamas.
From mattwietersfacts.comQuote:
Matt Wieter's Mother's Basement Is So Big That You Can Actually Go To A Baseball Game In It.
www.mattwietersfacts.com
The guy who runs it apparently has been collecting them from wherever and properly attributing them.
free2131
HoustonGM
oriole^
Matt Wieters is still in AAA. Wow.
I LOVE the HoF plaque...
http://www.ianolandwaydesign.com/ima...f-postcard.jpg
They might as well rename Cooperstown Wieterstown
Matt Wieters is the reason more people watch football and basketball, they can't stand to lose over and over to him.
When Matt Wieters hits, special baseballs with a large peace symbol on them must be used in order to avert a war when his baseballs land in foriegn countries. The ones that land, that is.
:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by OldFatGuy
Matt Wieters is the only bug Clay can't fix.
Lol