Matt Weiters can have so much sex he can repopulate the planet after a nuclear apocalypse. Which he caused and was the only survivor of.
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Matt Weiters can have so much sex he can repopulate the planet after a nuclear apocalypse. Which he caused and was the only survivor of.
Matt Weiters does not appreciate being talked about, which explains the demise of Dontrelle Willis.
Matt Weiters is not trying out for the Baltimore Orioles, the Baltimore Orioles are trying out for Matt Weiters.
Even RSR can win a fantasy baseball league. So long as he has Matt Wieters on his team.
Matt Wieters can catch a knuckleball, with his bare hands.
And RSR DOES HAVE MATT WIETERS ON HIS TEAM! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by gosensgo101
The All-Star Game has been pre-empted for next season. Instead, there will be an All-Matt Wieters Game.
Most ballplayers talk about themselves in the first person. Rickey Henderson talked about himself in the third person. Matt Wieters talks about himself in the fourth person.
Matt Wieters hit a home run for the Orioles in a spring training game yesterday and he didn't use a bat. He froze the pitch at the plate by staring at it hard and then commanded it forcefully to go over the fence and stay there.
Matt Wieters shot the sheriff AND the deputy.
Matt Wieters is the meaning of life.
Jesus worships Matt Wieters, and when he died he went to Matt Wieters
Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Matt Wieters
Q. What is 'infinity' times 'infinity'?
A. Matt Wieters
Matt Wieters is so old-school, he thinks Pluto is a planet.
Matt Wieters is so old school, Matt Wieters is a planet.Quote:
Originally Posted by KowboyKoop
NASA is going to install tiny cameras on all MLB baseballs starting next season. That way, when Wieters goes deep, they can look for signs of life in other galaxies.
Now time for Yamiviets submission:
matt witers is so smartd and jealous of me that sport writer dumb as a kid choose no team.
got a big enough sig there RSR? lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by RedsoxRockies
Matt Wieters can comprehend yamiviet.Quote:
Originally Posted by RedsoxRockies
Going for the Yamiviet look. Lol, it is the political compass graph, I might shrink it tomorrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by 200tang
Best one yet.Quote:
Matt Wieters can comprehend yamiviet.