Over at Baseball Think Factory, thanks to all the media and projection hype for him, Matt Wieters has became a Chuck Norris-esque figure. Check out this thread. Some of my favorites:
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"Wieters is so humble, Jesus wrote a testament about him."
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"There are no sports curses, only teams that Matt Wieters doesn't like."
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"When a pitcher plunks Matt Wieters, the ball is awarded first base for enduring the pain."
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"Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors."
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"Every love song ever written has been about Matt Wieters."
"Good thing he's a switch-hitter then."
"Matt Wieters swings both ways?"
"No. Both ways swing Matt Wieters. Matt Wieters swings a redwood tree trunk with three different endangered species of owl living on what would be the barrel of a normal bat."
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"Matt Wieters is so great that Curt Schilling was rendered speechless."
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"Contrary to popular belief, Fox's Scooter is not a digital creation, what you see is actual footage from 1985 of the very sperm cell that became Matt Wieters."
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"Matt Wieters violently raped my sister and I thanked him for it."
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"Matt Wieters sent Carl Everett back to the Stone Age."
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"Matt Wieters' penis is so big that it has its own penis, and even that penis is bigger than your penis."
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"A pitcher once tried to send a pitch at Matt Wieters' head. He caught the ball in mid-air and then preceded to throw it back to the pitcher, saying "How about you try and throw it over the plate.""
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"In the future, MVP and HOF selections will be made by the Baseball Wieters Association of America."
Feel free to add more :p!
