The Braves are like a pretty girl's ugly friend...

...the only reason anyone flirts with us (Burnett, Furcal, Griffey) is to be able to bang the hot chick (Yankees, Dodgers, Seattle)!

Sometimes, though, when the hot chick won't put out (Mets, Orioles) we will carry your books to get some from you (overpaying Lowe, Kawakami).


:mad::(

:D

Are you saying that Derek Lowe is a bad player or somethin'? :confused:

no one wants to get with Atlanta, because she's been around the block too long without satisfying anyone.

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Originally Posted by Coach Owens

Are you saying that Derek Lowe is a bad player or somethin'? :confused:

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you can overpay good players.

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Originally Posted by 200tang

you can overpay good players.

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Exactly.

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Originally Posted by haveacigar

no one wants to get with Atlanta, because she's been around the block too long without satisfying anyone.

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Just like a woman. Takes you to third base (1991, 1992, 1995, 1996, 1999), but hardly ever lets you score (1995).

Wait a minute... so I guess being a Braves fan IS just like being married...

:)

the m's equate to a hot chick?

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

yea :(

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Originally Posted by free2131

Just like a woman. Takes you to third base (1991, 1992, 1995, 1996, 1999), but hardly ever lets you score (1995).

Wait a minute... so I guess being a Braves fan IS just like being married...

:)

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At least you had a chance to score, the Mariners have never been to the World Series, and have only been to the playoffs 4 times... 95',97,00,01