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Sports joke by Letterman
Late Show with David Letterman
● On this date in 1891, basketball was played for the first time. If you want to see a team that looks like they’re playing for the first time, go see the Knicks.
Anyone else know any good sports jokes?
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How do you keep a lion out of your backyard?
Paint it to look like an endzone :p
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Originally Posted by
RickD
The Boston Red Sox!
:p:D
lol! but look at the standings...
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Originally Posted by
twinsGM
lol! but look at the standings...
Looks 0-0 to me :dunno:
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Originally Posted by
5DiMaggio
Looks 0-0 to me :dunno:
well i meant 2007
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Originally Posted by
twinsGM
well i meant 2007
Why 2 years ago?
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Originally Posted by
5DiMaggio
Why 2 years ago?
o lol 2008 :o
2007 works too :)
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Originally Posted by
twinsGM
o lol 2008 :o
2007 works too :)
Don't matter if you didn't win WS, not better than the Yanks :D
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Originally Posted by
5DiMaggio
Don't matter if you didn't win WS, not better than the Yanks :D
huh?
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Originally Posted by
twinsGM
huh?
The Red Sox....
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You both suck...
Phillies = World Series Champs
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You're all wrong:
WASHINGTON NATIONALS ! ! ! ! !
Well, this is a sports JOKE thread, right. :p
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A good joke = a lot of mileage....looks like my Sox joke went pretty far!
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Originally Posted by
etothep
How do you keep a lion out of your backyard?
Paint it to look like an endzone :p
Haha:p
And the RedSox are way better then the Yankees. They just spent 250 million on free agents and there still gonna suck next year!
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Originally Posted by
5DiMaggio
Don't matter if you didn't win WS, not better than the Yanks :D
Cool, it's good to know that my Royals were just as good as the Yanks and Red Sox last season.
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Originally Posted by
KowboyKoop
Cool, it's good to know that my Royals were just as good as the Yanks and Red Sox last season.
They were, what did each of them accomplish?
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Originally Posted by
5DiMaggio
They were, what did each of them accomplish?
sox - 95 wins (won a playoff series)
yanks - 89 wins (no playoffs)
royals - 75 wins (no playoffs)
someone on here is delusional
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Originally Posted by
5DiMaggio
They were, what did each of them accomplish?
.......I'd probably suggest taking a few days off..maybe change your name and come back....nobody will remember this after a few days.
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Originally Posted by
etothep
sox - 95 wins (won a playoff series)
yanks - 89 wins (no playoffs)
royals - 75 wins (no playoffs)
someone on here is delusional
But isn't the ultimate goal to win a WS?
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Originally Posted by
5DiMaggio
But isn't the ultimate goal to win a WS?
So, every other team that doesn't win a WS had an equally good season? GMAFB.
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A man from Atlanta moved to New York. As he wandered the streets he stopped at an antique shop and decided to go in. On looking around he noticed a very strange looking bronze cat which had a tag on it saying, "Bronze Cat $30.00, Story $150.00".
The man was very curious and asked the salesman to explain.
"Well" said the man, "its just like it says, $30 for the cat and $150 for its story".
"I'll just take the cat," said the man.
"Very well, but you will be back," said the salesman.
The man left the shop with the cat in his pocket.
As he walked down the street he heard a strange mewing sound. On turning around he noticed there were a couple of cats following him.
The further he walked the more cats seemed to follow him. As he got to the Brooklyn Bridge he turned to see thousands of cats behind him.
"Screw this!" he said to himself and threw the bronze cat into the river. All the cats jumped into the river too and were drowned.
The man returned to the shop where he bought the cat.
"I knew you would be back. $150.00 for the story," said the salesman.
"Forget the story," said the man. "Have you got a bronze Mets fan?"
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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...an iraqi reporter threw his pair of shoes in anger at president bush during his visit to iraq...the Pittsburgh Pirates immediately offered him a contract for the upcoming season.
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The 46-year-old Jamie Moyer signed a two-year deal with the Philadelphia Phillies. When asked what he planned on wearing to the press conference, the aging hurler simply said, "depends."
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The New York Mets traded Aaron Heilman for JJ Putz, marking the first time in history that a Putz was traded for a putz.
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Originally Posted by
gRYFYN1
A man from Atlanta moved to New York. As he wandered the streets he stopped at an antique shop and decided to go in. On looking around he noticed a very strange looking bronze cat which had a tag on it saying, "Bronze Cat $30.00, Story $150.00".
The man was very curious and asked the salesman to explain.
"Well" said the man, "its just like it says, $30 for the cat and $150 for its story".
"I'll just take the cat," said the man.
"Very well, but you will be back," said the salesman.
The man left the shop with the cat in his pocket.
As he walked down the street he heard a strange mewing sound. On turning around he noticed there were a couple of cats following him.
The further he walked the more cats seemed to follow him. As he got to the Brooklyn Bridge he turned to see thousands of cats behind him.
"Screw this!" he said to himself and threw the bronze cat into the river. All the cats jumped into the river too and were drowned.
The man returned to the shop where he bought the cat.
"I knew you would be back. $150.00 for the story," said the salesman.
"Forget the story," said the man. "Have you got a bronze Mets fan?"
Bless you for getting back to the thread with a good sports joke, gRYFN1!
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gRYFYN1
Appreciative grin....