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So Giambi hasnt done **** until the moustache. Mattingly didnt hit well until the moustache. Tino Martinez fizzled because he wouldnt grow one.
Wierd factoid: Burt Reynolds got laid more times than most because he had a moustache!
Too bad we cant speel any more in this cuntry. It is now mustache.
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I have a moustache...I even spelled it right...but none of these good things happened to me:(...Grasshopper, why not?Quote:
Originally Posted by grasshopper
I think it has more to do with swapping gold crusty thong underwear around the locker room than it does the porn stache.
Yankee fans really should be embarrased. How can you really watch and feel good about rooting for players that you know are passing thong undergarmets around and wearing them?
You mean that you never did that in little league?Quote:
Originally Posted by dickay
thinking your Little League Coach was ,erm, unique.Quote:
Originally Posted by koolzach1
did you enjoy it ?
I think the Yankees new facial hair rule should enforce their first baseman HAVING a moustache.
Yeah, cannot wait to see Tex in a Yankee uni and with a mustache.
You know that moustaches are grown to hide the stretch marks, right?
;)
mustaches? did i step into a time machine to the 70s?
heh
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Originally Posted by ohms_law
lol - ouch !
How do you know, ohms? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ohms_law
i like when kiss a girl and she tells me my wife tastes good . . .
unfortunately,
then i wake up :(
8 years, US Navy...Quote:
Originally Posted by koolzach1
;)
Funny thing is, despite being on fire (for Giambi) since the 'stache....he's STILL overpaid.Quote:
Originally Posted by grasshopper
1) You need a black FirebirdQuote:
I have a moustache...I even spelled it right...but none of these good things happened to me...Grasshopper, why not?
2) You must be willing to settle for frumpy chicks like Sally Field
3) You need a friend with a really big rig with cool **** painted on the side.
LOL
The stash is back. Goatees are kinda gay right now. I just grew my new moustache and it is red on one side, brown on the other and white hairs all between. Probably the biggest disaster ever. No worries though, just like Giambi, I am taking shoe polish to this baby every morning!!! Trust me it is working and no lie. Go out to a club/bar with your upper lip slug and chicks will ask you tons of questions. Why? cause you are the only idiot who has one. No joke.
I'm going to get in early on the NEXT returning trend...I'm pickin up a sweet black van,. and getting a mural of a scantily clad warrior woman and a wizard doing battle whilst mounted on sabertooth tigers, with a sweet purple mountain vista in the background. Hellz yeah!
LOL. Me too!!! It must have tear shaped bubble windows in the back too.Quote:
mural of a scantily clad warrior woman and a wizard doing battle whilst mounted on sabertooth tigers
I think that Sally Field is cute...she ages well...
Oh, good call! I almost forgot about the teardrop bubble windows! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by grasshopper
I hate to keep this thread going, but what has happened in the last week for the Yankees? Posada (over-aged and overpaid) has done nothing. ARod (who could sleep with Tom Brady and his model girlfriend and 9 other models at the same time) sleeps with a retarded over the hill has-been and his wife is going to clean him out. Tonight, Mussina pitches a 2 run game with no run support at all against the Pirates and still loses. Didnt help that Brett Gardner (sucks), Molina, and various other fillins were playing since the guys earning 15M a year were tired (dont get me going).
In the end what has been consistant for the last 2 months going? The moustache!!!!!! I know it dropped off since June, but after the grand salami last week it was all worth it.
PS- stop banging Damon. 1st time ever he has been on the DL and Gardner is not as good as you think.
Ummm... Gardner didn't play, I believe that was Justin Christian.Quote:
Originally Posted by grasshopper
Oh well, almost made the all star team. Time to shave!