The proof is in the moustache.

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I have a moustache...I even spelled it right...but none of these good things happened to me...Grasshopper, why not?

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1) You need a black Firebird

2) You must be willing to settle for frumpy chicks like Sally Field

3) You need a friend with a really big rig with cool **** painted on the side.

LOL

The stash is back. Goatees are kinda gay right now. I just grew my new moustache and it is red on one side, brown on the other and white hairs all between. Probably the biggest disaster ever. No worries though, just like Giambi, I am taking shoe polish to this baby every morning!!! Trust me it is working and no lie. Go out to a club/bar with your upper lip slug and chicks will ask you tons of questions. Why? cause you are the only idiot who has one. No joke.

I'm going to get in early on the NEXT returning trend...I'm pickin up a sweet black van,. and getting a mural of a scantily clad warrior woman and a wizard doing battle whilst mounted on sabertooth tigers, with a sweet purple mountain vista in the background. Hellz yeah!

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mural of a scantily clad warrior woman and a wizard doing battle whilst mounted on sabertooth tigers

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LOL. Me too!!! It must have tear shaped bubble windows in the back too.

I think that Sally Field is cute...she ages well...

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Originally Posted by grasshopper

LOL. Me too!!! It must have tear shaped bubble windows in the back too.

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Oh, good call! I almost forgot about the teardrop bubble windows! :D

I hate to keep this thread going, but what has happened in the last week for the Yankees? Posada (over-aged and overpaid) has done nothing. ARod (who could sleep with Tom Brady and his model girlfriend and 9 other models at the same time) sleeps with a retarded over the hill has-been and his wife is going to clean him out. Tonight, Mussina pitches a 2 run game with no run support at all against the Pirates and still loses. Didnt help that Brett Gardner (sucks), Molina, and various other fillins were playing since the guys earning 15M a year were tired (dont get me going).

In the end what has been consistant for the last 2 months going? The moustache!!!!!! I know it dropped off since June, but after the grand salami last week it was all worth it.

PS- stop banging Damon. 1st time ever he has been on the DL and Gardner is not as good as you think.

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Originally Posted by grasshopper

I hate to keep this thread going, but what has happened in the last week for the Yankees? Posada (over-aged and overpaid) has done nothing. ARod (who could sleep with Tom Brady and his model girlfriend and 9 other models at the same time) sleeps with a retarded over the hill has-been and his wife is going to clean him out. Tonight, Mussina pitches a 2 run game with no run support at all against the Pirates and still loses. Didnt help that Brett Gardner (sucks), Molina, and various other fillins were playing since the guys earning 15M a year were tired (dont get me going).

In the end what has been consistant for the last 2 months going? The moustache!!!!!! I know it dropped off since June, but after the grand salami last week it was all worth it.

PS- stop banging Damon. 1st time ever he has been on the DL and Gardner is not as good as you think.

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Ummm... Gardner didn't play, I believe that was Justin Christian.

Oh well, almost made the all star team. Time to shave!