Something wrong with New York genitals
What's going on in New York?
Hank Steinbrenner laid down this idiotic tirade. Blamming the National League and 130 years of major league baseball for an injury to his Wang.
Now, the Mets are blamming their Willie for a sub .500 record from a team expected to cruise to the World Series after adding Johan Santana.
Sounds as if the baseball men in New York are getting a little envious looking at all of those sky scrapers rising up on the sky line.
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Now now, you know if the Yankees and Mets don't win 130 games every year they're unhappy...
Mebee it's time to look at their general managers, and find out why these teams are spending so much and getting so little back?
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well cashman i dont think is at fault for the yankees but omar is DEFINATLY at fault for the mets.
Cashman was told to sign giambi and I THINK pavano. Jeter's contract is rediculas but at the time it was the going rate. F/A is getting thinner and thinner as people trade and bring up their own players na dsign long term deals.
Omar giving up the farm was nuts. glavine won 13 games for them last year. even if santan won 20 which nowadays seems rare thats inly an increse of 7 games. Santana was NOT the end all for the mets. and Omar emptied EVERYTHING they had for him. would be nice to have gomez in a corner OF spot right now wouldn't it.
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Überpöster
would be nice to have gomez in a corner OF spot right now wouldn't it.
it sure would be nice if we had one corner outfielder we could call
our everyday guy for more than a month, yes.
that this has been a problem for several years is geting really annoying.
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the reyes #1 gome2 #2 could have been AWESOME. then put wright and beltran and get a 1B or another 25+ HR OF and they could have been a good team. unfortunatly I think they set the team back 2-3 years getting santana.
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Überpöster
the reyes #1 gome2 #2 could have been AWESOME. then put wright and beltran and get a 1B or another 25+ HR OF and they could have been a good team. unfortunatly I think they set the team back 2-3 years getting santana.
What tree would they have plucked this 1B and 25 HR outfielder off of?
And who would replace Santana in the rotation?
IRL GMing isn't as easy as BM GMing...it's actually hard to aquire good players IRL.
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filihok
What tree would they have plucked this 1B and 25 HR outfielder off of?
And who would replace Santana in the rotation?
IRL GMing isn't as easy as BM GMing...it's actually hard to aquire good players IRL.
well lol.. i would have said A Jones but that might not have worked out lol. and texeria is going to be a f/a after this year :p
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Überpöster
i would have said A Jones but that might not have worked out lol.
Ouch...right in the weak spot
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I predict within the week that somebody is going to make the New York Genitals a new expansion team in one of their Baseball Mogul sims.
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CatKnight
Mebee it's time to look at their general managers, and find out why these teams are spending so much and getting so little back?
Yeah, look at what the Yankees have been getting back on their salary investment: playoff appearances and division championships year after year for nearly two decades, and the franchise being among the most profitable in any sport in the world. It must really suck to spend all that money and just keep failing.
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JayC
Yeah, look at what the Yankees have been getting back on their salary investment: playoff appearances and division championships year after year for nearly two decades, and the franchise being among the most profitable in any sport in the world. It must really suck to spend all that money and just keep failing.
Yeah, it sucks to be a fan of a team that spends the money to win, and goes to the playoffs every year... Oh wait.
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After a week of gold thongs & viagra.....nothing out of new york surprises me.
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filihok
Ouch...right in the weak spot
lol sorry. braves fan here so trus me I know andruw.
as for the "disgrunteled" yankee fans. how do u think it flles for 10 yeras being the team that pays $$$ then gets their a$$ handed to them by the yankees???
at least you guys HAD chamionships :(
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Joe Morgan
I predict within the week that somebody is going to make the New York Genitals a new expansion team in one of their Baseball Mogul sims.
lol, you could pair them with the Dallas Herpes.
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Someone on here was arguing a few weeks back that Wang was the best pitcher cause he had the best w/l record. I guess he won't be the best pitcher anymore
*snickers*
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beerchaser
lol, you could pair them with the Dallas Herpes.
Keep your Herpes away from my Genitals
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Headline: Herpes a beating to the Genitals!
Herpes Shortstop derek jeter injured Genitals 2nd baseman Joe Morgan, who came out of retirement. Morgan was quoted saying "The Herpes touched my genitals"