can't make this stuff up

paging OldFatGuy

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html

Wow....Florida's desperate. :)

How are fat dudes even suppose to lift their legs*helps fat dude lift leg*

I see a lawsuit. Fat guy falls on child during 'Can't touch this'

Or better yet buy a ticket to hear 'Attention everyone but is there a doctor in the stadium' right after the fat jig.

But wait there is a positive to this. Maybe the Angels can trade Colon.

Angels trade Bartolo Colon for a Miami stripper.

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Originally Posted by Kotoll

But wait there is a positive to this. Maybe the Angels can trade Colon.

Angels trade Bartolo Colon for a Miami stripper.

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:D