New one for me - Im "locked" in...

Well since yesterday I m locked in my flat - not "officially" but am all the same.


let me explain - to get in the front door of my building you need to scan your "building beeper" - so far so good,but yesterday as I was getting the elevator I pulled out my keys & my beeper fell out on the floor ,exploded "split in two" & half fell down the lift "shaft".

I phoned the maintenance guys & they said they will come Monday afternoon (Im +7 EST) so for the last 36 hours I cant leave the building...arhh... because the car is in the garage (need a beeper to open the door) & I cant leave my block because Im not sure I can get back in ...


****... pure ****...:D :( :) :eek:

well, that's just ****...

ouch! Too bad there isn't a keypad to enter a code or something...

There is a good reason to live where dogs provide your home security.

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Originally Posted by SirKodiak

ouch! Too bad there isn't a keypad to enter a code or something...

There is a good reason to live where dogs provide your home security.

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yep to true.... but at least I secure... cant go do any work & feel like an a$$ but
well it is pretty unique

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Originally Posted by Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Here

And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?

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Yeah, never heard the excuse 'My beeper broke, and I can't leave the home' before

lol

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Originally Posted by SirKodiak

Yeah, never heard the excuse 'My beeper broke, and I can't leave the home' before

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neither had I till the last 36 hours ....lol & crying at the same time

Now upto 48 hrs & counting & still no sign of the "elevator repair man"....

*whistling a tune of prison songs*

lollll good *** excuse..

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Originally Posted by Yentoman

lollll good *** excuse..

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It aint funny - cant go out scared not to get back in & my car is "stuck" in the garage (well it is funny for you)


This is very very weird situation....there is no "lock" on the buildings' entrance all down to modern technology




f**king technology

dude, i'd be calling them every hour on the hour...

I'd just break it. It's your residence so just break in. Too bad but it's their problem.

Free since 11 minutes... cost me 20 bucks but NOW i know I do not want to go to jail... (I knew before but this sort of confirmed it°)



YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats! Beer and hookers anyone?!?!?!?!

Both please ...

Huzzah

More bloody like Yabadabadooo ! Were is that Ricard ?

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Originally Posted by SirKodiak

ouch! Too bad there isn't a keypad to enter a code or something...

There is a good reason to live where dogs provide your home security.

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My wifes stupid f***ing mutt is more the alarm system variety.

lol definitely lol

by the way are you married to my mother in secret - she has one of those rat like creatures that snarls & has bad breath to go with a bad demeanor

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Originally Posted by robinhoodnik

My wifes stupid f****ing mutt is more the alarm system variety.

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Try throwing it at traffic.

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Originally Posted by SFSteveG

Try throwing it at traffic.

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NA better using to wash the car....hopefully it will drown...:eek:

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Originally Posted by FRENCHREDSOX

NA better using to wash the car....hopefully it will drown...:eek:

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But then you need to explain yourself. If you use my plan there's no explaining.

Never had a Tsunami in the area - well there is always a first one....

FRS: Man, you missed a golden opportunity! You leave the house, go to work, and as you leave, call your girlfriend across town and explain the whole situation to her. "Can you put me up for a day or two? Otherwise, I'll be out in the street!"

Then you spend a night or two doing your gf, and the elevator repairman can get stuffed... :)

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Originally Posted by SFSteveG

But then you need to explain yourself. If you use my plan there's no explaining.

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Man, I don't live in Compton. Nothing but SUV's out here. They'd go right over him. :(
Maybe I can take him to an ocean beach, tie him to a kite, and "accidentally" let the string slip out of my hand. He'll float effortlessly back across the pond to Yorkshire, where he and his satanic ilk were spawned, in a black lightless mine shaft. (insert devious laughter here). :) It could work.......

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Originally Posted by SFSteveG

Try throwing it at traffic.

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I'm tempted to paint a white stripe around his nose, and one around his a** and punt his rotten hide over the back fence.

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Originally Posted by robinhoodnik

I'm tempted to paint a white stripe around his nose, and one around his a** and punt his rotten hide over the back fence.

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Dont forget tofilm the action you will make a bundle on the net....tie fireworks to the tail to get the final "explosion" to finish it right....;) :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by robinhoodnik

My wifes stupid f***ing mutt is more the alarm system variety.

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My current dogs fill both roles, but after Ozzie passes, I want an Akita.

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Originally Posted by SirKodiak

My current dogs fill both roles, but after Ozzie passes, I want an Akita.

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Grea dogs & quite playful (like Huskies as well but they need 10 km walks daily:eek: )