New one for me - Im "locked" in...

Huzzah

More bloody like Yabadabadooo ! Were is that Ricard ?

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Originally Posted by SirKodiak

ouch! Too bad there isn't a keypad to enter a code or something...

There is a good reason to live where dogs provide your home security.

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My wifes stupid f***ing mutt is more the alarm system variety.

lol definitely lol

by the way are you married to my mother in secret - she has one of those rat like creatures that snarls & has bad breath to go with a bad demeanor

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Originally Posted by robinhoodnik

My wifes stupid f****ing mutt is more the alarm system variety.

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Try throwing it at traffic.

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Originally Posted by SFSteveG

Try throwing it at traffic.

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NA better using to wash the car....hopefully it will drown...:eek:

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Originally Posted by FRENCHREDSOX

NA better using to wash the car....hopefully it will drown...:eek:

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But then you need to explain yourself. If you use my plan there's no explaining.

Never had a Tsunami in the area - well there is always a first one....

FRS: Man, you missed a golden opportunity! You leave the house, go to work, and as you leave, call your girlfriend across town and explain the whole situation to her. "Can you put me up for a day or two? Otherwise, I'll be out in the street!"

Then you spend a night or two doing your gf, and the elevator repairman can get stuffed... :)

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Originally Posted by SFSteveG

But then you need to explain yourself. If you use my plan there's no explaining.

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Man, I don't live in Compton. Nothing but SUV's out here. They'd go right over him. :(
Maybe I can take him to an ocean beach, tie him to a kite, and "accidentally" let the string slip out of my hand. He'll float effortlessly back across the pond to Yorkshire, where he and his satanic ilk were spawned, in a black lightless mine shaft. (insert devious laughter here). :) It could work.......

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Originally Posted by SFSteveG

Try throwing it at traffic.

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I'm tempted to paint a white stripe around his nose, and one around his a** and punt his rotten hide over the back fence.

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I'm tempted to paint a white stripe around his nose, and one around his a** and punt his rotten hide over the back fence.

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Dont forget tofilm the action you will make a bundle on the net....tie fireworks to the tail to get the final "explosion" to finish it right....;) :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by robinhoodnik

My wifes stupid f***ing mutt is more the alarm system variety.

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My current dogs fill both roles, but after Ozzie passes, I want an Akita.

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Originally Posted by SirKodiak

My current dogs fill both roles, but after Ozzie passes, I want an Akita.

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Grea dogs & quite playful (like Huskies as well but they need 10 km walks daily:eek: )